Nov 12, 2008

People who you don't want to have force lighting.

I have assemblied a list of people/creature would you would not want to hae force lightning. they are:

C-3PO
R2-D2
Chewbacca
Jar-Jar(That would be insane)
a womp rat
a rancor
a hutt
Bradlee(Run for your lives!!!!!!!)
wicket
a CIS battle droid
a space slug
Navi(legend of zelda)
Toad(Mario)
Someone with an IQ of 5
Tom & Jerry
a stormtrooper
Master Chief
a gomba

If you have anymore ideas, please let me know.

Jun 14, 2008

Yoda Baby


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Yoda Before the face lift failure!

Jun 2, 2008

Death Star Plans

death star
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You have planned for the last time commander. (darkwiz23456)
I find your lack of faith desturbing. (Kitfisto525)

Jedi?

Jedi Squirrels

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Tree Wars: Attack of the Gnomes (darkwiz23456)
Don't underestimate the power of the dark side of the squirrels. (Kitfisto525)

May 31, 2008

Joe and the Droideka

Joe and the Droideka

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Mom, can I keep him! PLEASE!!!!!!!! (darkwiz23456)

Mom, look at my new freind. Try telling me to clean my room NOW!! (Thrawn)

Mother, Destroyers! (darkwiz23456)

You play MY way... or else! (kitfisto525)

Captions

From now on if you see a picture or clip with the word "Captions" under it, leave a caption in the comments section of the selected picture. Make sure you put a * next to your caption. I'll post them as I see them. Be sure to check in every day or two too see if I add a new picture.

Force Mishap 1

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His aim wasn't all that good then. (darkwiz23456)
I thought the Trade Federation would be cheap, but using lttle kids? (Kitfisto525)

Jar Jar on Carbonite

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So thats where he was all that time. (darkwiz23456)
The nightmare of children Star Wars fans; the dream of older ones. (Thrawn)
Unfreeze at Own Risk! (darkwiz23456)
A long time ago, in a storage closet far far away. Thank God. (darkwiz23456)
Why are yoosa puttin meesa in this big smokey pit... AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (Kitfisto525)

Master Mixer

Dancing yoda


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Break it down, he does! (darkwiz23456)

Notice how the clones slowly lean away from him... (Thrawn)
He's having one of those senior moments. (Kitfisto525)

The Confederation

For you people who have only watch Episodes 4-6 of Star Wars and know nothing about the CIS, here is a Bio of all things Confederate.

First of all the whole name for the Confederacy is the Confederacy of Independent Systems(CIS). They were led by Count Dooku or Darth Tyranus(Secertly by Darth Sidious). The CIS consisted of many planets and megacorporations, such as the Trade Federation, the Banking Clan, and Geonosis, who left the Republic due to corruption in the Senete.

The CIS army consisted mainly of droids. Infantry included :
(Click Name for more info)
A-series assassin droid
Air battle droid
B-series battle droid
B1 battle droid
B2 super battle droid
B3 ultra battle droid
C-B3 cortosis battle droid
Battle droid assassin
BL-series Battle Legionnaire
D-60 assault droid
D-90 assault droid
Droideka
P-series droideka
Q-series droideka
W-series droideka
Droid marine
E4 baron droid
Engineer droid
Grapple droid
IG-100 MagnaGuard
IG lancer combat droid
JK-13 security droid
Jump droid
Octuptarra combat tri-droid
OOM-series battle droid
OOM command battle droid
OOM pilot battle droid
OOM security battle droid
Orray trooper
Pistoeka sabotage droid
Protodeka
Snow droid
Spelunker probe droid
Spider droid

Its Ground Vehicles Included:

(Click name for more Info)
Armored Assault Tank
Advanced dwarf spider droid
DSD1 dwarf spider droid
Heavy Artillery Gun
OG-9 homing spider droid
IG-227 Hailfire-class droid tank
Tri-droid
LM-432 crab droid
NR-N99 Persuader-class droid enforcer
Ground Armored Tank
Multi-Utility Transport
Scorpenek annihilator droid
Single Trooper Aerial Platform
Seismic tank
Tsmeu-6 personal wheel bike
MVR-3 speeder bike

And it's Aquaic and Aireal Vehicles Included:

(Click for more)

Aerial vehicles
Heavy Missile Platform
Mechanized Assault Flyer
C-9979 landing craft
Aquatic weapons
Crab Cannon
Manta droid subfighter
Mini-Sub
Ocean Troop Transport
Ostracoda-class gunboat
Separatist Sub-Carrier
Trade Federation submarine

These are only a few examples of the army members for the CIS.


The CIS army was led by General Gervious. He was a half droid, half Kaleesh, which is a reptilain type creature. He wielded 4 lightsabers, but had several from all the jedi(curse them all) he had kill over the years. He was eventually killed by Obi-wan Kinobi when he shot his vital organs with a blaster pistol.

The CIS formally ended after the destruction of the Jedi Temple, but its reminates remained long into the Galatic Empire, which eventually crushed all who hadn't joined the Rebels.

VS

Like one of my friends, I've decided to do VS posts. If you see VS in any of my post I'm putting two known people in a one-on-one match against each other. Keep your eyes peeled for them.

May 30, 2008

Welcome

Welcome to my blog, the New Confederate Archives. Here I'll be talking about stuff that I am interested in at the time(mainly star wars around the Clone War era).